Storytelling and Old Timey Music

Come to Godfrey Daniels, tomorrow night, June 24th at 7:30 pm to hear stories and old time music with the Lehigh Valley Storytelling Guild (including my very own self!) and the Druckenmillers on fiddle, banjo and guitar.  It is a guaranteed good time!

I plan to tell a true to life scary story - based entirely on Fact but necessarily and artfully embellished and an African folktale which will require some help from the audience.  Chaz Kiernan is telling as well and who knows whether he will channel Mark Twain or visit the small mountain town of Lost Dollar?  Larry Sceurman has some tales to spin and his stories are full of heart and humor.  And Robin Berry will fill her listeners' hearts with wonder!

This is me, looking pleasant!

And in between, Tom and Betty Druckenmiller will play and sing. 

But wait there's more!  Come back on Saturday night and listen to the Druckenmillers and other local bluegrass and old time musicians play the whole night long. 

Each concert costs $10 and the money goes to benefit the Story FUSION Festival and the Maidencreek Old Time Music Festival! 

I'll be looking for you.

Lost book update

Dear Friends,
   I was hoping that I could post an amusing little story about where and when I found my lost ARC of Barnheart by Jenna Woginrich.  I smiled to think I would write that I found the book in the hamper (nope), or the freezer (neither one) or under the driver's seat (not there) or under a bed, behind a sofa, in with the recycling (no, no, and nope).  I thought, "Wouldn't it be amazing if if wake up at 1 am and know exactly where the book is and it's there?"  Did not happen.

Some of the items I found while searching for my lost book.

So, until the book is found I will not mention it again.  In the meantime, you might be interested to know what I did find.  In the picture above, you will see, starting on the left and moving clockwise; a Hello Kitty stamp from the late '70s or early '80s, an exercise band, a foam pumpkin, a book I almost bought again because it's been missing so long (there might be hope!),  some  recipe cards, a pasta measuring thingy, and in the center, a candy tin that we used to save up our Chinese take-out money at my last job.  I also found the thank you note that I wrote to the Friends of the Parkland Community Library - it has been posted.

And here, since I KNOW you are all glued to your screens, is a list of the places I looked.  Under the radiators, BEHIND the radiators, under all furniture in the entire house - I think -, behind pillows, IN - UNDER - BEHIND sofas and chairs, in the freezers, in the refrigerator, in the trash and the recycling, on the many many many many book shelves in this house, in drawers, on top of cabinets and dressers and in closets, cupboards, pantry, basement, attic, in the car, but not the garage.  Hmmm, might it be in the garage???

That's it.  I am finished.  Adam from Storey Publishing is sending me another ARC and I will not have to wait until January 2012 to find out how Jenna manages in her Vermont homestead.  Thank you Adam.  May all your furry pets be forever flea-free!

How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend and other random thoughts

Barnheart's trail is stone cold.  (So is the trail for my brown watch but no one cares about that.)  So I am going to post some random thoughts and a book review.

How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain - who wouldn't want to read about how a fourteen-year-old boy bests the "most attractive" man in the world when it comes to romance?  But is she really Johnny Depp's girlfriend?  Is she really an alien?  Is she merely criminally insane?  You will have to be the judge.

Here's the set-up: A fourteen year old boy is spending the summer with his pyscho-therapist dad in a sleepy town in the south of France - major boredom-inducing sleepy town.  Dad has only one patient living with them this summer, a seventeen year old girl who claims to be an alien searching for her one true mate.  So our hero spends most of his time eavesdropping on the therapy sessions.

When Psycho-Alien-Girl (P-A-G - my term.  Her name is Zelda.) bashes Dad on the head because he won't let her go search for her mate, Mom drives down - with Mom's boyfriend - to rescue our hero.  Surprise! P-A-G has hitched a ride. In Paris the book morphs into an action novel with amazing superhuman feats by P-A-G, quick thinking by our hero, cop chases, an abandoned chapel filled with tattooed women warriors all claiming to be aliens stranded here when their search for the One and Only (I forget what term they use for the perfect mate in this novel, sorry) failed.  Oh, and the DNA profile for this perfect mate matches Johnny Depp! Yeah.

So is she crazy?  Is HE crazy?  And does Johnny Depp even make an appearance in this book?  Read it.  The book is as much fun as the title implies.

OK.  Random thoughts:
1.  Putting candied citrus peels in a hot oven to speed up the drying time is a BAD idea.
2.  Making candied citrus peels in the summer is not too bright either.  It's too muggy for the peels to dry properly.  Too late.  I have two trays of citrus peel on the kitchen counter.

Wait until they're dipped in chocolate!!

3.  You can't just stick dried flowers on a piece of paper for a Father's Day card.  You CAN but fathers are not all that impressed with craftiness in gifts - especially after the kid has a kid of her own (and that kid is on the way to having his own kid. Tempus fugit!).  Hence the candied citrus peels.
5.  Craftiness is most appreciated if it is edible.
4.  These thoughts are not as random as I hoped.
5.  New sneakers - even the ones with the rocker-type soles - do not instantly make their wearers svelte.  Or more inclined to exercise.
6. Random thoughts race away when I sit down to share them.

Storey Publishing ROCKS!

The Internet is wonderful!  Adam from Storey Publishing, the publisher of my lost Barnheart (sniffle) noticed my post earlier today and offered to send me another ARC.  My hero!  My copy of Barnheart is floating around here someplace but I will NOT have to wait until next January to find out if Jenna's move to Vermont turned out as well as she first thought it would.

While I wait for my rescue copy of Barnheart by Jenna Woginich (I wish I had a graphic for this book to show you, sigh), Jen at BAPL offered me a copy of The Iron Queen by Julie Kagawa.  Whoa!  That is friendship.  An ARC of the next installment in this popular fantasy series is a prize indeed.  But Jen understands what happens to a bibliophile who has lost a book.  And she is a true friend indeed.

Back to my lost book - I am not alone in wishing for the homestead experience. The author of Barnheart, Jenna Woginich, has a couple of books under her belt, of the country living, homesteading type.  Check out her blog ColdAntlerFarm.  Click on the "heart" in the right hand border to read the article that gave the title to her memoir.  If you search for barnheart on the Internet, you'll be asked if you really want bernhardt or barnhardt.  Then you'll find links to Jenna's blog and to her article in Mother Earth News.  Eventually, you will find a notation in the Urban Dictionary.  The Urban Dictionary claims that barnheart is a "psychological disorder, usually of childhood..." and goes on to explain that the desire to hang out around livestock and barns is a serious sympton.

I will continue my search for the lost book.  It's a matter of honor now.  I had that book and I know it must be in this house somewhere, probably next to my brown watch.  I found several long lost items in my search today.  I will keep you posted!

Thanks, Jen, for your kindness in parting with your Kagawa title.  And Adam, thank you for sending me a replacement book.  Jenna, thank you for coming clean about your obsession and allowing others to homestead vicariously through you.

Lost Book

I have lost a book.  This post is a desperate attempt to find it.  As far as I know, it never left this building but perhaps, the book, like its author, wanted a more rural setting and is now even as I type tucked inside a rucksack headed for Pike County.

The book is Barnheart.  I think the author is Jenna Woginrich.  I wish I could tell you more about it.  I had just left the author in the snow outside her new rental, a 600 square foot cabin, on a six acre lot in the woods of Vermont.  Oh wait, no she was already inside with a fire burning and she was making plans for chickens and a garden and fences and possibly geese and she felt very lucky to be where she was.

I WANT TO READ THIS BOOK!  The puzzle of its whereabouts has taken over my brain.  I blew off a committee meeting because this book is missing.  (Blew off as in totally forgot the committee, its purpose and its personnel because they can't help me find the book.)

And now, what am I doing?  Visiting my aged parents?  Sending a wedding present to a young friend? Printing out the photos I promised to send along MONTHS ago?  Weeding the garden?  Doing any of a thousand productive and necessary things I might do?  NO!!

I am fixating about a lost book.  Oh, I have other books, too many other books.  But I want to READ THIS ONE!!!  WHERE IS IT??

Worse than all of this is the fact that this book is an advanced reader's copy and doesn't even exist in cyberworld so I can't just go out and buy another copy.  (I CAN pre-order it on Amazon.  It doesn't come out until January of 2012.  Waaaahhhhhh!!)  Oh woe.  Oh woe is me. (Bangs head against metaphorical wall and moans - metaphorically.)

Can anyone help me find this book?  Please?  I want to read about barns and homesteading and sustainable living and I (grits teeth) want ...to...read...NOW!!

Thank you (sad little sigh of no hope)

William Joyce

Shelf Awareness had an ENTIRE issue devoted to William Joyce's new series, The Guardians of Childhood.
WHOA!  I say again, WHOA!   This looks splendid!

Joyce is a marvelous artist - marvelous!  In this series he jumps from what looks like a picture book about the Man in the Moon to a series of chapter books about the guardians - those mythical characters that inhabit the childhoods of most of us in the Western world - Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman, the Easter Bunny.  Even Mother Goose is a Guardian.

 Click here to see a video that introduces the series.  This looks like fantasy that the whole family can enjoy.

Lots and lots of books

The Little Women Letters!!by Gabrielle Donnelly.  This book was a feel good book all the way around.  I was once obsessed with Louisa May Alcott, especially the March family and spin-offs thereof.  You all probably remember that Jo and Professor Bhaer opened a school for boys, right?  I loved that book, Little Men, and of course, I loved Little Women, too.

So, in The Little Women Letters, the three great-great-great-granddaughters of Jo March are working through their lives and loves.  Their personalities correspond in a well-developed way to the three surviving March sisters.  Lulu is the central character and the middle Atwater sister.  She, like Jo before her, doesn't have a life plan or a boyfriend.  Her older sister, Emma is planning her wedding to the perfect man.  And the youngest sister, Sophie, is finally getting work as an actress on the London stage.  In a search for an old cookbook, Lulu finds a stack of letters written by Great Great Great Grandma Jo all about the things we loved to read about in Little Women.  Gabrielle Donnelly does a wonderful job of using these letters to help Lulu deal with her insecurities and questions.

Forget angst, serious dysfunction, meanness or crime.  This book is about families figuring out how to live together and love one another.  And it's not all happiness and light, either.  But it is hopeful and at times it's very funny.  Read it.

BOOK #2  How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain.    Seriously, these two books have very little in common EXCEPT that they both have some very laugh-out-loud funny moments.  This book is FULL of angst, serious dysfunction, crime, meanness, superhuman strength and Amazonian girls covered in tattoos.  I think I will review it in my next post.  It's written for an entirely different audience.
Little Women Letters = grown women or teen girls.
How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend =Teens, in particular boys.

BOOK #3 Aliens on Vacation by Clete Barrett Smith.  Well, one alien book leads to another and this book is the first in a planned series.  David, known as Scrub, has been sent to stay with his grandmother for the summer.  She runs the Intergalactic Bed and Breakfast in the middle of nowhere in Washington State.  David expects that her clients are people who are looking for UFOs but it is almost immediately evident that these customers come from very, very, very far away - light years in some cases.  David is soon caught up in helping the guests "fit in" with the natives so they can enjoy their vacations.  A suspicious sheriff, some basketball playing wise guys and a noisy girl make David's summer "job" more and more difficult.  This book was a quick read and I'm glad there will be a sequel.  I have some pressing questions about how the bed and breakfast got started and I hope I'll get some answers in the next book.