The Richest Bunny in the World

All the goodness that Little Blue Bunny has been radiating is B.O.R.I.N.G!  He is tired of all the new brothers and sisters. (Acornio and Nutsa went to Planet Foxler so that Nutsa could deliver a chubby little fox brother for Felina Fairyfox and the whole Acorn family.  That was just last week!)

Foxleer - the sweetie! See what you can do with pompoms and hot glue.

So Little Blue Bunny had a great idea.

His parents had stellar careers as astrosquirrels and they did so much to advance toy astrophysical science, that Little Blue Bunny sold his parents' life stories to a major publisher.  He found an agent who never even questioned whether or not LBB is old enough to legally sign contracts. And the money LBB made on that story was - wait for it - astronomical!!  (See?  What I did??)

He made so much that he moved into a mansion with a butler. He invested the rest of his money until he HAD ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!!

His own space shuttle?  That's rich, all right.

Well, almost all the money in the world. He wanted MORE. So, he hired his criminal nemeses Big Grey Rabbit, (sometimes known as Monsieur Lapin Lupin) and Stripe -the green bunny, to help him swindle money out of everyone else.

Sadly, D and I came face to face with the power that being the richest bunny in the world can bring.

LBB bought off every jury that tried him. (TRUTH alert! Every time I was ready to put LBB in jail, D told me he got out of his punishment somehow. It was D who insisted that no one could stop LBB. Unfortunately, I never found out why she wanted him to be invincibly bad.)

Please don't worry. LBB found out that his money could not buy him true friendship. When his sisters and brothers refused to visit his mansion; when his mother looked at him with sad reproach; when his father told him that "I am so disappointed in you. You have such promise.";  when the girl he was almost sure he was in love with broke up with him; when he was rejected by the good faithful people in his life, he turned away from crime.

I mean how much money does a Little Blue Bunny really need? 

Right now, he is on a year long punishment of doing the dishes every single night even on holidays AND he has to babysit Pinella, Chester and baby Foxleer every Saturday.  He doesn't mind - well, not much.

Felina F. Acorn gets Saturdays off.  Yay!